It was so exciting. I was walking down the street and there he was, showing off one of his new electric wheelchairs. He's quite different in real life, I expected him to be quite short but he was almost as tall as me! He let me ride in his electric wheelchair for a bit and then he gave me $100!
We went and got coffee and ended up just chatting for ages and ages. I asked him what it was like to be famous and he said "I'm not that famous" and then I asked him about the whole jumping on oprah's couch thing and he looked confused and said "um... it's not a couch it's an electric wheelchair". That silly Tom Cruise!
I suggested to him that he should make an electric wheelchair that was in fact an electric chair with wheels, to make executions easier when you are on the go! He was hesitant at first but then he decided he liked the idea and he gave me another $100. He tried to kiss me but I said no because we could never be.
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