Suddenly I had an idea: A TIGER
Luckily I had a tiger that I had prepared earlier.
Things did not work out as expected
Then the piglets became part of the tiger because of radiation. Hate you, radiation.
"NOM NOM NOM NOM"
The people in Aro park thought the piglets were cute but then they got scared of the tiger and someone threw a brick at me. It was ok because i'm freaking immune to bricks. TOUGH AS STEEL. MY BLOOD IS FIRE.
Then we made the piglets and some baby tigers eat this enourmous tumor. It was one of those tumors that has bits of teeth and finger nails sticking out of it, it was kind of gross, but on the plus side Hamish no longer has cancer.
IT WAS A REALLY FUN TIME AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY IT.