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Friday, July 31, 2009

Thanks for the advice, Facebook!

"HEY TOM, THIS IS FACEBOOK/GOD TALKING, JUST WANTED TO SAY, HEY BUDDY, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS OK? I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT IF YOU TRY"

I'm starting to think maybe facebook is like that pretend mexican on the instant kiwi ands and he's all up in my ear like "Get a faaarm" and I'm like "nah dude" and he keeps on going like "get a faaaaarm" and so eventually I get a farm and then an asian couple think I am a woman but it's ok cos I sell them a TV.
Posted by Tommy Ill at 11:45 AM
Labels: i can show you the world, shining shimmering splendor

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