Hey there you lovely fuckers. I'm here to let you know about your future master. His name is Mr Sib and he is a siberian tiger. He's running for president of New Zealand/The World/Paeroa in the 2009 elections. My buddies the Crackhouse 5 and my freind Captain are helping him with his campaign (he can't talk because he is a tiger).
Mr Sib is going to repair the global economy by eating the unemployed. He will fix world hunger by eating all of the hungry people (they will be easy to eat because they don't have much meat on their bones). He will stop teen suicide by eating all the suicidal teenagers. He will stop obesity by introducing stricter regulations on fatty foods and sugary drinks. He will solve the H1N1 epidemic by eating all of the infected. He will bring about world peace by eating all the fighty people. He will fix diabetes by eating all the diabetics.
UNEMPLOYMENT AT AN ALL TIME LOW!
TIGER MAULINGS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!
MR SIB 09!
There's a group on facebook if you want to join our cause. Search for Mr Sib.