Anyway, Tony is really lonely now. D-Bain and I were talking and we decided that Tony needs to get over Oliver and get back into the dating scene again. So tonight we are taking a break from recording the new D-Bain single (a cover of We Are Family by Sister Sledge) and we’re going to take Tony out on the town he can meet a nice lady.
I’m not sure what sort of ladies Tony likes. D-Bain suggested that maybe Tony should have a lady that is “a bit more durable”. I wasn’t sure what he meant. Probably something to do with sports because Tony likes sports. He used to be on the TV and when he was on the TV he would often talk about sports. I don’t know much about sports but Tony is my buddy so I’d watch him on the TV anyway. I would laugh whenever he mentioned “hookers” or “rugby”.
D-Bain suggested we have a look on Find Someone just to get an idea of what Tony might like in a woman. Someone who likes sports and is good with stairs would be ideal. Unfortunately this was all we found, I don’t think they are right for Tony:
We sent a “smile” to the old chick but I don’t think she is going to reply.
So I guess we’ll just have to cross our fingers and toes and hope that Tony meets someone nice when we go out tonight. We’ll probably go to Mighty Mighty or something, I don’t think Tony or D-Bain have been there before but I think they would like it. Does anyone here want to date my friend Tony? Do you know anyone that would? Are you durable and enjoy sports?