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Friday, July 31, 2009

Farm life



Ok so before I was a little doubtful of Facebook's advice for me to get a farm, but I clicked the link and now I have 40 acres of prime farmland! And a mule! And a cow + horse combo! Today is the best day ever! I’m a farmer now! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE + BETTER THAN YOURS. I HAVE A FARM. I AM NOT GOING TO RAP ANYMORE I’M JUST GOING TO LIVE ON MY FARM AND FARM THINGS!

THINGS I HAVE FARMED SO FAR:

  • Gluestick
  • Cow Juice
  • Munchkin
  • Two eggs
  • A sausage
  • Slaughtered cow
  • 6 inch sub (chicken)
  • 12 inch sub (meatball)
  • Storm cloud
  • Intangerines


THINGS I HAVE NOT FARMED SO FAR:
  • Shayna Quinn
  • Jump rope
  • Ski jump
  • Hyde park
  • Rainbows
  • New hats for everyone
  • Intangerines

TIME TO PLOW THE FIELDS, DICKS



LIVING THE DREAM
Posted by Tommy Ill at 5:38 PM
Labels: OH NO I AM DISABLED NOW DAUUUHHHHHHH

1 comment:

  1. ShaynaJuly 31, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    I have a higher yield than rainbows, and my bounty fetches a high price. REAP MY CROPS.

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