Farm life

Ok so before I was a little doubtful of Facebook's advice for me to get a farm, but I clicked the link and now I have 40 acres of prime farmland! And a mule! And a cow + horse combo! Today is the best day ever! I’m a farmer now! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE + BETTER THAN YOURS. I HAVE A FARM. I AM NOT GOING TO RAP ANYMORE I’M JUST GOING TO LIVE ON MY FARM AND FARM THINGS!

THINGS I HAVE FARMED SO FAR:

• Gluestick
• Cow Juice
• Munchkin
• Two eggs
• A sausage
• Slaughtered cow
• 6 inch sub (chicken)
• 12 inch sub (meatball)
• Storm cloud
• Intangerines

THINGS I HAVE NOT FARMED SO FAR:

• Shayna Quinn
• Jump rope
• Ski jump
• Hyde park
• Rainbows
• New hats for everyone
• Intangerines

TIME TO PLOW THE FIELDS, DICKS

LIVING THE DREAM