

Ok so before I was a little doubtful of Facebook's advice for me to get a farm, but I clicked the link and now I have 40 acres of prime farmland! And a mule! And a cow + horse combo! Today is the best day ever! I’m a farmer now! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE + BETTER THAN YOURS. I HAVE A FARM. I AM NOT GOING TO RAP ANYMORE I’M JUST GOING TO LIVE ON MY FARM AND FARM THINGS!
THINGS I HAVE FARMED SO FAR:
- Gluestick
- Cow Juice
- Munchkin
- Two eggs
- A sausage
- Slaughtered cow
- 6 inch sub (chicken)
- 12 inch sub (meatball)
- Storm cloud
- Intangerines
THINGS I HAVE NOT FARMED SO FAR:
- Shayna Quinn
- Jump rope
- Ski jump
- Hyde park
- Rainbows
- New hats for everyone
- Intangerines
TIME TO PLOW THE FIELDS, DICKS

LIVING THE DREAM
I have a higher yield than rainbows, and my bounty fetches a high price. REAP MY CROPS.
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